Postmark: Santa Cruz

Dear Doug,

You may be contacted by the law of Canuck, Togue and Chesterfield. After receiving the devestating news that you weren't coming out to San Francisco, I found myself at the Moose Lounge, sobbing over a Molson's. The Moose Lounge is a wonderful place - a club for canadians living in the Bay Area.

Back to me sobbing over a molson's. My drinking buddy happened to be a lawyer for the aforementioned Canuck, Togue and Chesterfield. Apparently, there is a clause in the Canadian Constitution that when a Canadian, such as myself, suffers emotional trauma, such as I am suffering, the law firm of Canuck, Togue and Chesterfield is bound by law to sue the American who, either willfully or inadvertently, caused such suffering.

I begged the law firm of Canuck, Togue and Chesterfield not to file suit. But I am not sure my pleas will be heeded. Know that, should this come to trial, I'll be a character witness on your behalf, pleading the court to extend mercy to you upon sentencing.

Love,

Bob


**disclaimer - I almost was sent on a business trip to the bay area last week only to have it fall apart the next day, causing a pair of phone calls to my friend Bob each day. I received this in the mail the following week. I love Bob.