Mistaken Email Identity

I received emails today from the University of Michigan, where an individual has apparently been accepted to attend school and has a similar civilian email address to one of my own. The guy in question correctly wrote to them with his email address, and the UofM admission office decided to remove a single letter from it and mail me all day with stupid messages about joining the marching band instead of him.  I thought I would share my response to them in order to use any chance I get to poke fun at those wolverines, as it is contractually required by to do so by any MSU grad. You're welcome.

Good Afternoon,

You have incorrectly changed [Name Redacted]'s email address. The correct address to be changed to is [email redacted]. Please copy and paste this time instead of incorrectly sending emails to an MSU graduate who happens to have a similar address who has better things to do than deal with UofM mistakes.

Go Green,

-db-