Monday, February 02, 2009
Austin has a Zombie Escape Plan
There was a false alarm in Austin, Texas last week, as it turned out the zombie warning was only a prank. Personally, I believe the person responsible is simply a real version of Dwight Schrute, whose intrepid zeal for preparedness was not met with the same enthusiasm by the authorities.
**UPDATE: Apparently, Illinois is prepared as well. Ha!
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Not only did they have to beat a padlock, they had to crack a password too. It makes me a little happy.
Zombies??? I'm there!!!
For zombies, I believe proper defense starts with a pump shotgun, followed a pair of samurai swords. Swords don't run out of ammunition.
Chainsaw's are popular, but they never start when the pressure is on, and they throw lots of gibbets, which in the case of a viral zombie outbreak will just spread the disease...
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