Can You Get This At Your Local Super Walmart?

These are all of the things you can get at the service counter at our hometown grocery store in Michigan.

You cannot, however, get a gift card, as we discovered when the lady at the counter gave us a very puzzled look about the idea of a such a card. Fortunately she had a computer and a printer and made us some gift certificates.

By the way, those smiles? They're free.